Measure Watling's success for today's match, what with it being his debut and all. This is how people think on his runs today:Runs scored, first innings:
0-10: Useless!!! Na, ****ing not good enough, chuck 'em on the discard pile with his mate Fulton. Give some young guys a chance... get Brodie in there! Any good under seventeens at the moment? Under fifteens? Good experience! Watling? Past it.
10-30: Better than you McIntosh! For shame... for shame.
31-49: I told you... I told you he was good! This young man. Future star.
50-99: Martin Crowe. Probably better actually.
100: Saviour! Bow down to the saviour of New Zealand cricket! The answer to all of our prayers. The best opener since John Wright. Love 'em already. Whaaaadddaaaaplaaayyyaaaaaa!
150: Better than Bradman. Easily.
200: Na..... who does that on debut... come on be realistic.
214: THE NEXT...... Matthew Sinclair
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